Disclaimer: Watch for falling objects. All characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi, used without anyone's knowledge or consent.

Pig Ball

By Icka! M. Chif

"23!"

Ryouga had been up to his old tricks again.

"42!"

So it was up to Ranma to take care of the little pig. Again.

"One half!"

Only this time, he felt the need to do it a little differently.

"Hike! Hike! Hike!"

He'd gotten the inspiration from watching a sports game the Americans called 'Football'.

"And there's the kickoff!"

Ranma charged the bound piglet and punted him high into the air. He watched with immense satisfaction as P-chan sailed out of sight.

Evidently, pigs COULD fly.

He whooped and started to cheer.

"TOUCHDOWN!!! AND THE-"

He turned in mid-cheer and spotted Akane.

"-CROWD-"

She did not look pleased with him.

"-Goes-"

However, for a change, she was not carrying her mallet.

"-wild?"

Akane had also been watching some American sports.

"Uh-oh."

Especially one called 'Baseball'.

"BATTER UP!!!"

*CRACK!*

Akane smugly rested the bat over her shoulder as she watched Ranma sail over Nerima.

Pigs could DEFINITELY fly.

Fin.