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Duck, Duck, Goose.

By Icka! M. Chif

"Duck, duck-"

Mousse had made a mistake.

"-duck, duck-"

He hadn't been wearing his glasses and mistaken someone else for Shampoo again.

"-duck, duck-"

Fortunately, a car had splashed him, turning him into a duck before she could hit him for glomping her.

"-duck, duck-"

Unfortunately, who ever it was seemed to be in a bit of a mischievous mood and followed him into a nearby park where he'd taken refuge in a flock of ducks.

"-duck, duck-"

She'd taken to stalking him through the flock after shouting something about teaching him about a children's game she'd heard about.

"-duck, duck-"

He froze as she got closer. Maybe he wouldn't see him...

"GOOSE!"

"AAACK!" He yelped as a hand roughly grabbed his rear end. He took off into the air, losing a couple of tail feathers in the process. From behind him, the girl laughed and waved the feathers at him.

Mousse sighed, heading toward the Nekohanten. Life was unfair sometimes...

Fin.