Disclaimer: Extreme Ghostbusters is belonged to Sony. I'm playing with them for a bit cuz Sony doesn't seem to want to anymore. The plot belongs to me, loosely based on my family trying to wake me one day. Fortunately for all parties concerned, they decided to let me sleep…

Waking Ed Rivera

By Icka! M. Chif

*snore*

"Yo, Eduardo. Time to wake up."

*snore*

"Eddie! Nap time's over, Edwina."

"Wakey-wakey!"

"'Wakey-wakey'?"

"Nevermind."

"I say... it's slushy time."

"Slushy time?"

"Watch and learn, Roland. I came prepared."

"I got a bad feeling about this."

*sloosh!*

*snore*

"Nothing. I can't believe it! That's ice water!"

"Humph."

"Oh, quit smirking, Kylie."

"I can wake him up."

"What? He isn't exactly Sleeping Beauty. But you could be my Prince Charming if you wanted..."

"Ha. Ha. Ha. I had something a bit less revolting in mind."

"I'd like to see that."

"Uh, before you go to... more unconventional methods, do you think I could try something first?"

"Be my guest."

"Go for it, Roland."

"Alright. C'mon, Eduardo. Time to wake up."

*Rattle, rattle.*

*snore.*

"Shakin' him's not gonna work, Rol. We already tried that just before we asked Janine to set off the alarm."

"Oh, yeah. Well, was worth a shot."

"Just put a candy bar under his nose, that'll wake him up."

"No, that's how we wake you up, Garrett."

"Ha. Ha. Veeery funny. I'd like to see you do better."

"Alright. Watch and learn, Garrett. Ohh, Slimer..."

"Eeee?"

"Eduardo's hiding some-"

"EEEEEEEEE!!!"

*slime*

*slobber*

*drool*

"Heh, heh. Ahhh..."

*thud*

*snore*

"eee?"

"He pinned Slimer!"

"So much for 'watch and learn'."

"Grrr..."

"It's time for... EXTREME MEASURES!!!"

"You got any?"

"No..."

"Roland?"

"Not a clue. We could just let him sleep?"

"Uhh... No."

"I got an idea... You guys think you can prove you're manly men and drag him to the bathroom?"

"No problem."

"Quit posturing, Garrett and just move him."

"Sigh. Alright then, on the count of three."

"THREE!"

*snore*

*Grunt.*

*wobble*

*wobble*

*bang!*

"Ow! Dang it!"

*wobble*

"Wrong way! This way!"

"Jeez... do ya think you could weigh more, Eddie?"

"We're here!"

*THUD!*

*snore*

"Alright, Eduardo. Last chance to wake up."

*snore*

"You asked for it."

*FLUSH!!!!*

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fin.

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